officerlollipop:

we-are-phanmily:

i remember i was singing a song that requires a boy and a girl and forgot that my window was open so when the part where the guy sang thERE WAS A GUY RIGHT OUT OF MY HOUSE, SITTING ON THE GRASS AND SINGING ALONG WITH ME.

MARRY HIM

(Source: setosorcerer, via yourviolentlackofvirtue)

"Periods aren’t an excuse to get out of anything."
- People who have never experienced blood pouring out of their genitals (via m-e-o-w-d-u-s-a)

(Source: mtvcutie, via great-mind-in-a-small-vase)

dietchola:

why is every girl prettier than me

(via everybodyshurting)

awesomephilia:

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

(Source: dutchster, via crunchier)

lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

(via distraction)

artist-chan:

optimussentinel:

ur-supposed-to-say-jerk:

thepizzakitty:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Do… Girls really worry about this?

yes

(Source: sburbs-givenaway, via yourviolentlackofvirtue)

magnacarterholygrail:

my personal style is called “i don’t have the money for my preferred aesthetic”

(via danger0usdays)

bludgertothehead:

but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it 

(Source: fantastcbeasts, via wearesickofthisshit)

octobootle:

when you think your cramps are finished but then

image

(via pizza)

humorful:

if you’re cute and we’re not dating I’m gonna need a 6 page essay on why not and a 10 page apology letter afterwards

(via iwantashtonirwin)

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calligraphicwaves:

If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.

(via nevernnind)

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